song to my iPod

please sing in the tune of "oh where, oh where has my little dog gone".
see link {here} if you need a bit of reminding

oh where, oh where has my iPod gone
oh where of where can she be
with her cute play lists and her cute green look
oh where, oh where can she be?

as if it comes to a big shock to any one that i can't find my iPod.
like all the times i can't find my wedding ring, keys, wallet, debit card
i think you get the picture
it's been over a week now and i have had any signs of seeing her
think hilary, think

peter comes home tonight
when peter is out of town i don't sleep well as it is
but then i let sidney sleep with me, as a "treat" for her being good but for me, well
the little stink has to sleep on me or it sure feels like it
their is at least four feet of bed on the other side of her but every time i move she is right next to me
last weeks trip i ended up with a HUGE knot in my right shoulder blade and this week it feels like a 10 pound weight

well i gotta get cleaning