How To Be More Like Your Dog

STEPS
1. Give everyone a warm welcome.
2. Say hello to everyone you meet.
3. Be able to forgive and forget.
4. Love your family and friends unconditionally.
5. Be loyal.
6. Be a shoulder to cry on.
7. Help people to calm down when they are angry.
8. Live life to the fullest each day.
9. Enjoy being outdoors! Go for a walk!
10. Take a nap whenever and wherever you feel like it.
11. Never hold a grudge.
12. Never stop enjoying life.


TIPS
Groom yourself, no one likes an ungroomed pet.

WARNINGS
Don't bark.
Don't jump up on strangers.
Dont lick your friends, or anybody else for that matter!
Don't go around sniffing strangers butts.
Remember, the toilet is not your water dish.